From the recording Chicken Fried Cats EP
written by Captain Kittens (aka Ian Ileson)
recorded to tape by John Renoir
Lyrics
a man oughtta be left alone before coffee
a man oughtta be left alone when he takes his tea
a man oughtta be left alone in the shower
a man oughtta be left alone to take a nice long pee
a man oughtta be left alone when he's been drinking
a man oughtta be left alone when his thoughts is thunk
a man oughtta be left alone when he says "boys, i'm headed home"
a man oughtta be left alone to play with his junk
if you don't leave that man alone
there's bound to be a fight
but go ahead and kiss the bear
just don't be surprised when he bites
man oughtta be left alone to do just as he please
leave that man alone so he can be free
a man oughtta be left alone during mealtime
a man oughtta be left alone in between
a man oughtta be left alone when he's talking
a man oughtta be left alone to count his green
a man oughtta be left alone when he makes whoopy
a man oughtta be left alone when he's pumping gas
a man oughtta be left alone when he's got a woman in his home
a man oughtta be left alone to wipe his ass
a man oughtta be left alone to grow his hair wild
a man oughtta be left alone to be bald
a man oughtta be left alone when he's pissed off
a man oughtta be left alone when he's lost his dog
a man oughtta be left alone when he's been drinking
a man oughtta be left alone when he crawls home drunk
a man oughtta be left alone when he's crying on the phone
a man oughtta be left alone when his ship's been sunk